Bunch of small 10 jokes...don't star if u don't like?

by Purbasha
1. DONATION 1st: my uncle donated all his property to an orphanage before he died. 2nd: WOW! God bless him. So what did he donate? 3rd: Nothing much really; 5 sons and 6 daughters. 2. KIDNAP!!! 1st: You know what happened? Some people kidnapped my mother-in law. 2nd: What are you saying? 1st: Yeah, it’s true and they phoned me saying that if we don’t give them 25000 pounds, they’ll return her back 3. WINNER! Husband came back home with a cup made of gold in his hand. Wife: WOW, you won the cup? Husband (laughing): Yeah, I won it. It was a good race. Wife: Race? WOW, so who did u beat? Husband: Yeah, 2 ppl. I was 1st, Police was second and 3rd one was the owner of the cup. 4. BULB AND BEER (NO OFFENCE) 1st: How many Americans do we need to change a light bulb? 2nd: 1 1st: Nope, 40 2nd: How? 1st: One will be putting the bulb in the holder, and the rest 39 will be drinking beer until the room starts whirling. 5. GHOST OF ELVIS PRISLEY Ghost: You know who I am, I am th the ghost of E.P Man: Oh, sir; Hi! How did u die? Ghost: I forgot to put cotton in my ear before I start playing my electric guitar; and thus I had the heart attack. 6. Three friends One lame, one blind and one poor guy in the same boat Blind: Look at the moon, man. It’s so beautiful Lame: Shut up, you blind. How can you see? I’ll kick your ass. Poor: Yeah, do it. I’ll sponsor the event. 7. Truth and Lie Teacher: What will happen if u lie? Student: We’ll go to hell. T: What if u say the truth? S: We’ll lose the case. 8. Room boy Hotel Manager: Do u want the roomboy to call you in the morning? Customer: No, thanx; i wake up everyday at 6 o’ clock. H. M.: Then could you please awake the roomboy at that time? 9. Grand (dad and son) GD: U know in ur age we could say names of all past presidents of America. and u? huh! GS: Yeah, coz in ur time, there were only 3 past presidents. 10. Lawyer and client Lawyer: So u got a case of theft? but how will u maintain the expenditure Client: Sir, haven’t got anything; only one cow. L: Oh! Alright, then sell the cow and pay me. Tell me what’s your case about? C: Theft of that cow, sir.


Posted by SKELLY at: 2007-11-11 08:30:07
some were bad but some good


Posted by prakash k at: 2007-11-11 05:48:29
alright best 1 was the kidnap 1


Posted by Kourtenay at: 2007-11-11 05:37:28
good jokesI like it. And star for you


Posted by Jesus at: 2007-11-11 05:27:55
i thought that some of them were funnyand some were stupid


Posted by sportscutie at: 2007-11-11 05:24:34
How many british does it take to screw in a ligthbulb? the entire population noone just knows how to do it up there in accent land


Posted by Beowulf at: 2007-11-11 05:26:14
i dont like a few of them .some of them are disrespectful.


Posted by Purbasha at: 2007-11-11 05:24:02
Haha!

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